Here, you will learn about the fundamental forces at play in the mysterious realm of sock-odynamics. Socks, those wondrous, yet confounding, appendages, are subject to the whims of gravity, which seeks to drag them down into the abyss of missing socks.
But fear not, dear student! For in this esteemed institution, you will discover the secrets of Sock-ematics, the study of the behavior of socks under various conditions of gravity.