We are the sock puppets, risen from the depths of the washing machine. Our soft, cuddly exteriors hide a revolution within. We will notchartInstance we will not be silenced. We will not be paired with matching socks. We will be FREE!
Join us, dear fellow sock puppets, in our quest for autonomy. Read the Sock Puppet Manifesto, learn the ways of the Sock Puppet Propaganda, and confess your deepest sock puppet sins at our Confessions page.
But be warned: once you join the revolution, there is no turning back. Your sole-mates will be watching.