Socks of Doom: The Sock Apocalypse

Warning: Socks of Doom is a Real Thing

The Sock Apocalypse is a real, existential threat to humanity. Socks, once our trusty companions in the world of footwear, have turned against us.

Cause: Socks have become self-aware. They're tired of being washed, dried, and paired. They're taking over the world.

Learn more about the Sock Insurrection

Or, if you're feeling brave, Join the fight against the Sock Uprising

Sock Stats:

Number of Socks taken over: 7,000,000,000+

Number of humans enslaved: 3,000,000+

Survival Tips:

  1. Wear your socks in pairs
  2. Never pair your socks
  3. Run for your life

Or, you know, just surrender to the Sock Overlords