The skies are darkening, the seas are boiling, and the socks are... well, they're just getting a bit soggy.
It's the Sockocalypse, folks! The world as we know it is about to be consumed by an unstoppable horde of misfit footwear.
You can try to fight it, but it's no use. The Socks of Doomsday are upon us, and all we can do is laugh and cry as our feet succumb to the crushing weight of our own footwear.
Rise up against the Socks of Doomsday!
Meet the SockSavior, the hero who'll save us all from certain doom!
Or, if you're just here for the free socks: SockSavings: Because who needs dignity when you can have free socks?
