SOCKSCIENCE LORE: THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO SOCKS
Welcome to the world of Sockscience, where the art of sock-making has been elevated to an exact science. This guide will walk you through the intricacies of sock creation, from the basics of yarn selection to the advanced techniques of toe-dyeing.
THE SOCKSCIENCE HIERARCHY
- Sock of the Gods - The ultimate sock for the discerning scholar
- Sock of the Socks - A sock within a sock, because why not?
- Sock of the Sock of the Socks - Because you can never have too many socks
SOCKSCIENCE THEORIES
- Theory of Sock Mergers - The phenomenon of socks sticking together in mid-air
- Theory of Sock Quantum Flux - The study of socks existing in multiple places at once
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