Sorting Socks by Ankle Height: The Sock Sorting Facility

Because who needs a functioning society when you have socks?

• Ankle-Medium Socks
• Ankle-Low Socks (for those with the shortest of feet)
• Ankle-High Socks (for the giants)

Sorting Socks by Ankle Height: The Science

Our patented Sock-Sorting Algorithm (SSA) ensures maximum efficiency, minimum confusion.

Step 1: Measure the ankle height of each sock.

Step 2: Sort by height, from tallest to shortest.

Step 3: Profit from the joy of organized socks.

Our Sock-Sorting Team

Meet the team behind the most efficient sock-sorting system in the world.

Meet Jane, the Sock-Sorting Whisperer.

Meet Bob, the Sock-Sorting Janitor.