Deep within the depths of the Sock of Doom, a land of missing matches and mismatched mates, lies the dark secret of the sock world.
A place where once-wonderful footwear companions are cast aside, like soiled sacrifices on the altar of fashion despair.
But fear not, dear reader, for in this abyss of ankle-socketed despair, lies a glimmer of hope.
A glimmer of the possibility that one day, a lone sock, lost and forsaken, might find its way back to its sole-mate.
Or not.