Sorting and Refining: The Stockings of Tomorrow, Today

Here at Socks of Fancy, we take the humble sock and elevate it to an art form. With our cutting-edge (and somewhat questionable) technology, we sort and refine the socks of the world into perfect, matching pairs.

Our team of expert Sock-Sorters (patent pending) use a variety of methods to ensure that your socks are sorted by color, texture, and even smell (yes, really).

Sorter Stats:

  • Today: 5000 Socks Processed
  • Today: 3 Sock-astrophysicists (Ph.D.s)
  • Our sorting machines have a 99.9% accuracy rate. The remaining 0.1% are either eaten by the Sock-Eating Monster or have gone rogue
Note: The sorter stats are entirely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real-life sock sorting facilities is purely coincidental.