The Sock Sorter 5000: Because You Clearly Need Help

Sort Your Socks with the Power of Science!

Are your socks a jumbled mess? Do you fear the dreaded Sock Drawer of Despair? Worry no more, friend! The Sock Sorter 5000 is here to save the day (or at least your sock game).

Sort Strategies:

The Sock Buddy System: Pair with a friend, sort with a buddy! The Sock Ontology: Sort by the fabric of the universe! The Sock Chronology: Sort by the timeline of events! The Sock Typology: Sort by sock type (yes, it's a thing)