We're glad you're interested in our quantum socks, but let's be real, you're probably just here for the novelty of having socks with tiny, glowing quantum fluctuations on them.
Our quantum socks are designed to appeal to the most dimensionally-advantaged among you – the ones who can appreciate the finer points of fractal-patterned, Klein bottle-knitted fabric.
P.S. Don't try to wear these socks in more than four dimensions; our warranty won't cover that.