A: It's a highly classified government program to infiltrate the socks industry with an army of invisible, glow-in-the-dark footwear.
Q: How does it work?
A: Our team of expert agents (and one accountant) will infiltrate your closet, swap your socks, and replace them with our custom-made, neon-lit socks that are almost, but not quite invisible.
Q: What's the catch?
A: The catch is, you'll never see us coming. Or, rather, you'll never see your socks coming, because they'll be right in front of your nose, glowing like a neon sign in a Tokyo karaoke bar.
Would you like to learn more?
Meet the agents behind the operation.
Check out our advanced sock-swap gear.
Or, if you're just a regular, non-stealthy person, go back home.