Welcome to /socks/subscribe/tos!

By visiting this site, you're agreeing to our Terms of Service, which is basically just a fancy way of saying "Don't be a jerk, and don't sue us for your own mistakes."

So, here's the deal:

• You can't use our socks to walk on people's faces.
• You can't sell our socks without asking us first (we're not made of money, you know).
• You can't use our socks as a makeshift jump rope (those things get tangled, man).

That's it. Simple, right? Now, go ahead and read our fancy fine print if you're feeling fancy.

Or, if you're not feeling fancy, just go back to your regularly scheduled programming.