Behind the Couch: A Guide to Sock Wizardry

Welcome to the Sock Drawer of Unconventional Wisdom, where the art of sock magic is revealed. In this section, we'll explore the unexplored, the unseen, and the utterly absurd.

• Sock Jitsu: The Ancient Art of Sock Folding
• Advanced Sock Jitsu Techniques for the Discerning Sock Wizard
• Sock Origami: The Art of Sock Folding, Cutting, and Refolding
• Sock Telekinesis: The Science of Sock Movement Through Space-Time Continuum

Note: Sock wizards are responsible for their own socks. Do not ask us to pair yours.