Separate your clean socks from the dirty. It's like a relationship, but with fewer arguments.
Next step: Fold and LoveDon't just toss them in the hamper like the slob you are. Fold with precision, with love, with care.
Pair up those singles. It's like finding your soulmate, but with less commitment.
Next step: Store with PrideDon't just throw them in a drawer like a teenager's room. Store with intention, with purpose, with a hint of OCD.
Follow these steps, and you'll be the Sock King/Queen of your household.