The Art of Sock-Sorting: A Guide by Sock-Sorting Master, Socky McSocks

Technique

In the world of Sock-Sorting, there are three primary techniques: The Sort, The Match, and The Conquer.

The Sort: This is the most basic of techniques, but don't be fooled, it's still a challenge. Sort the socks by color, pattern, and size. It's like a game of Sock-Hokey.

The Match: This is where things get interesting. Match the socks to their sole-mates. If it's a striped sock, find its striped partner. If it's a polka-dot sock, find its polka-dot partner. It's like a game of Sock-Hide-and-Seek.

The Conquer: This is for the elite Sock-Sorters. Conquer the Sock-Sorting world by finding the perfect match for every sock. It's like a game of Sock-World Domination.