Under The Bed Sock Repository

Located in the dark, damp recesses beneath the bedframe, this hidden chamber is a treasure trove of lost socks.

Here, you'll find the missing ones, the lone survivors of the sock-eating washing machine and the sock-gobbling dryer.

Explore the depths, if you dare:

• Methods of Retrieval
• Sock Archaeology Theory
• The Legend of the Lost Ones

Proceed with caution, traveler. The journey under the bed is fraught with peril and lost footwear.