SOCKS: They're Not Just for Wearing

Did you know that socks are more than just something to keep your feet warm?

They're also a powerful tool for:

• Socks as a Diplomatic Ambassador: Use them to negotiate better toe room in your shared bedroom
• Socks as a Signal to Your Spouse: Use them to communicate your love for 90s music without saying a word
• Socks as a Sculpture: Display them proudly on a stick in your living room as a conversation piece