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Latest Sock Sightings:

Lost Socks (42) 42 Socks Missing Matched Socks (13) 13 Socks Found Love

Our advanced sock-tracking technology uses AI-powered sock sensors to detect and report on sock activity in real-time.

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Current Sock Ratio: 42:13

Average Sock Speed: 5.6 km/h

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