Welcome to the Sock Satellite Network Phase 5, where the fabric of reality is woven with an infinite number of threads.
In this phase, our sock satellites have reached new heights, broadcasting the most epic of tales from the vast expanse of the closet.
But be warned, the signals may be weak in certain areas, due to excessive fabric softener usage and the occasional cat hair interference.
For the most up-to-date information, check out our Updates page for the latest transmissions.
Want to know more about our satellites? Click here.
Maintenance Schedule for Phase 5: because even satellites need a good tune-up.