Welcome to Sock Surgery, where our team of highly trained sock specialists will cut, stitch, and curse at your feet. Don't worry, it's all in the name of fashion.
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Don't worry, it's all worth it for that perfect sock fit! Our surgeons are on call 24/7, ready to tackle any sock-related emergency.
Disclaimer: Sock surgery is not actually a thing. Please do not send us your feet.