Welcome to Sock Puppets Anonymous, where we're all puppets on a string.

Or should we say, strings on our socks? Our motto: "We're not in control, we're just along for the ride."

You can find our contact information below, or visit our Sock Puppet Therapy Sessions at /socks/therapy/.

Or, if you're feeling crafty, try your hand at making your own Sock Puppets with our DIY guide at /socks/diy/.

We also have a Sock Puppet Support Group for those feeling down in the dumps. Find it at /socks/support/.

And, of course, you can always reach out to our Sock Puppet Overlord, Bob the Sock Puppet, at /socks/overlord/.

Or, if you're just looking for some general Sock Puppettery advice, try our /socks/advice/ page.