It's not just a coincidence that your socks have gone missing in the wash.
We're not just talking about a few stray socks, either. No, we're talking about a full-blown conspiracy.
Our sources (okay, it's just our grandma) tell us that the missing socks are being harvested by a secret organization of mischievous entities known as "The Sock Cartel."
A) Join the resistance and fight back against The Sock Cartel.
B) Just accept the fate of your missing socks and continue wearing your mismatched footwear.