Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Sock Surgeon
**Welcome to Sock Surgery, where the fabric of reality is altered, one stitch at a time.
Our team of expert surgeons will repair, re-sock, and even transplant your most delicate, most worn, and most beloved footwear.
Whether you're seeking to mend the hole in your favorite sock, or simply to add a dash of flair to your footwear, we're the ones to call.
Our state-of-the-art Sock-o-matic 3000, the world's most advanced sock-repair technology, will leave you feeling like royalty, with a new pair of socks that's almost as good as the originals.
**Don't settle for a single, mismatched sole. Visit us today, and let the Sock Surgeons of the world stitch together the perfect fit for you.