MISSION STATUS: SOCKS ON THE MOON

UPDATE FROM MISSION CONTROL

We have successfully landed the Lunar Sock Dispenser, a state-of-the-art spacecraft designed to deploy millions of socks onto the lunar surface.

Currently, our team is experiencing some technical difficulties with the Sock Deployment System, which has resulted in an unexpected abundance of argyle patterned socks scattered across the moon's surface.

Next step: reconfiguring the Sock Distribution Algorithm to prioritize polka-dot patterned socks.

SOCK COUNT:

1,437,621 argyle patterned socks deployed so far

TASK LIST:

Lunar Sock Dispenser in action