THE SOCKS OF DESPAIR COOKIE POLICY

Warning: Browsing this site may cause existential dread, marital problems, and/or sudden urges to buy more socks.

The Socks of Despair (SOD) is committed to respecting the privacy of its users. This cookie policy is a reflection of our commitment to transparency and our love of all things sock-related.

We use cookies to:

• Track your browsing history to determine which sock-themed meme to serve next
• Monitor your online activities to identify potential sock-buying patterns
• Provide personalized recommendations for socks to match your mood (e.g., "You might like our 'I'm with Stupid' socks, based on your history of wearing 'I'm with Stupid' shirts")

We do not use cookies for:

• Spreading existential dread through our sock-themed existential crisis simulator
• Creating a S prophets of Despair sock puppet army
• Monitoring your sock drawer for hidden patterns (although, let's be real, we already know what's in there)

How to opt out:

If you'd like to opt-out of our cookies, please contact our support team. However, we can't promise you'll be able to resist the allure of our Sock of the Week newsletter.

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