Mr. Sole Mates Methodology

Wherein lies the art of pairing socks with reckless abandon, defying the conventions of societal norms, and embracing the messy, chaotic beauty of mismatched footwear.

Our research team has been working tirelessly to develop a system of sock pairing that is both aesthetically pleasing and mathematically sound. Our results are astounding:

• 98.4% of our subjects reported increased confidence in their sock choices
• 75.6% experienced a significant reduction in anxiety related to sock matching
• And 32.5% reported a noticeable increase in spontaneous combustion (but only in the most extreme cases)

Our Process:

• Step 1: Collect and categorize a vast library of socks
• Step 2: Assign each sock a unique numerical value based on its sole-mate-ness
• Step 3: Employ advanced algorithms to predict optimal pairing probabilities
• Step 4: Conduct extensive human trials to verify results

And now, you're here! Welcome to the Sock Sleight of Hand page, where you can explore our findings and participate in our ongoing research.