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This sock has been imbued with the essence of despair. Wear it, and feel the crushing weight of existence.
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This sock has been imbued with the essence of despair. Wear it, and feel the crushing weight of existence.
Our Despair-o-Meter measures the level of existential dread in the air.
Current Despair level: 100!
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