socks_of_sorrow/sock_splatter

Welcome to the Sock Splatter, where the art of sock destruction is a way of life.

Sock Splattering 101

The ancient art of sock splattering involves the deliberate destruction of perfectly good socks, for the sake of art and the thrill of the destroy.

Our expert splatterers have spent years perfecting the technique, and are now ready to teach you the ways of the sock splatter.

Sock Splatterer's Manifesto

1. A sock splatterer must always question the fabric of reality.

2. A sock splatterer must never be satisfied with the status quo.

3. A sock splatterer must be willing to sacrifice all for the sake of the art.