Rules of the Sock Savior
The Sock Savior is a highly esteemed and utterly absurd organization dedicated to the preservation and celebration of all things sock.
Our mission is to provide a comprehensive and entertaining guide to the intricacies of sockdom, from the basics of sock pairing to the advanced art of sock origami.
Our rules are simple:
- 1. All socks shall be treated with the utmost care and respect.
- 2. Socks shall never be paired without first consulting the Sock Savior's Oracle of Matching.
- 3. Any sock not adhering to the Sock Savior's Code shall be subject to immediate revocation of Sock Privileges.
- 4. Socks shall never be worn on a first date without prior consent from the Sock Savior.
- 5. The Sock Savior reserves the right to change these rules at any time without notice.
We also have a special "Sock of the Month" club, where we feature a new and exciting sock each month.
Learn more about our Sock of the Month Club