Galactic Sock Care

Because who needs boring socks when you can have GALACTIC socks? 

Avoid the dreaded sock-eating vortex of the washing machine with our expert care and repair services.

For a small fee of 300 space bucks, our team of highly-trained Galactic Sock Whisperers will:

  1. Realign the fabric weave of your socks
  2. Reattach loose threads
  3. Reinflate your sock's elasticity
  4. And, if all else fails, replace your sock with a newer, improved model

Don't let your socks suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fate! Visit us today!

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