LOST SOCKS: The Great Socknomenal Debacle

It all started innocently enough. A single missing sock here, a lone mitten there. But as the days turned into weeks, the weeks turned into months, and the months turned into years, the Sock Apocalypse became a full-blown crisis.

Current Sock Losses:

As of today, we are still missing:

• The missing argyle from last Tuesday.
• The one lone hiking sock from the 4th of July.
• The matching striped ones from the laundry basket.

Join us in our quest for the truth behind the Great Sockpocalypse.

Subpages:

• Sock Investigation