Sock Ninja Training Facility

Welcome, young Sock Ninja-in-training! You've arrived at the legendary Sock Ninja Training Facility, where the art of sock matching is taken VERY seriously.

Here's a quick rundown of the Sock Ninja techniques we'll be covering today:

• Sock Ninja Technique 1: The Basic Sock Sort
• Sock Ninja Technique 2: The Sock-and-Sock-Dance
• Sock Ninja Technique 3: Sock-Fu (the ancient art of matching socks)

Class starts NOW, young Sock Ninja! Don't forget to wear your best ninja attire (bonus points if you've got matching socks).