Step 1: Acknowledge the Sock Singing Phenomenon
It is scientifically proven that socks have a 90% chance of disappearing in the wash. Don't believe it? Check your laundry basket.
Identify the Sock Singing Cycle and prepare yourself for the journey ahead.
Step 2: Implement Sock Separation
Sort your socks by color, texture, and size to prevent the dreaded Sock Mash.
Customize your Sock Separation System for maximum efficiency.
Step 3: Enact the Sock Singing Protocol
When a sock goes missing, immediately perform the Sock Singing Dance: 5 jumping jacks, 7 loud whistles, and 3 stern reminders to the laundry gods.
Practice the Sock Singing Dance for optimal results.