SockSat 2: The Most Advanced Sock-Handling Satellite in the Galaxy
Welcome to the tech specs of SockSat 2. This satellite is equipped with the most advanced sock-sorting algorithms known to humanity. With its state-of-the-art centrifuge and sock-counting technology, SockSat 2 is capable of processing millions of socks per second. But don't be fooled, it's not all about the numbers. SockSat 2 is also equipped with a sophisticated AI system that can detect and sort even the most elusive of sock pairs.
Here's a breakdown of SockSat 2's tech specs:
- Centrifuge: 3000 RPM Sock-Sorting Spinning System
- AI Sock Sorting Algorithm: 99.9% accuracy rate in detecting matching sock pairs
- Socketron: Advanced sock-counting technology
- Power Source: 100% Renewable Energy Source (powered by the tears of disappointed singles)