**Sock Napping Syndrome: The Bane of Sock Collectors**
Agent Bob here. I've been tasked with investigating the mysterious phenomenon known as Sock Napping Syndrome. It's a real thing, folks.
Apparently, socks have a habit of vanishing into thin air, leaving their owners feeling like they're going crazy.
Our team has been following the trail, and we've found some clues. Check out our Socks-in-the-Wild investigation to see the evidence for yourself.
But be warned: Sock Napping Syndrome is no laughing matter. It's a serious crime that affects thousands of people every day.
Stay vigilant, folks. Keep your socks close, and your wits about you.