Futureist Revolt: A Review of Socks

Warning: this review may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous urge to wear socks with neon lights.

Rating: 5/5 Futureist Stars

Pros: They're made of a material that's 100% more futuristic than the average sock. The colors are so bright, they'll blind you with style.

Cons: You might get tired of wearing them after 5 seconds, because, let's be real, they're still just socks.

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Disclaimer: Futureist Socks may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, or uncontrollable urge to dance in public. Prolonged use may lead to permanent smile lines.

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