Reports are emerging that the fabric of reality is unraveling at an alarming rate due to an overabundance of missing socks. The once-reliable Sock-o-matic machine, which was supposed to prevent this very situation, has malfunctioned, leaving millions of people with only one sock to their name.
We go live to our correspondent in Sockville, who has this report:
In this op-ed, renowned Sock-philosopher, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, argues that the loss of the Sock-o-matic machine is a metaphor for the fragility of modern society.
"A single, missing sock is like a single, broken thread in a tapestry of societal norms," he writes. "When we lose one sock, we risk unraveling the very fabric of our reality."
Read Dr. Bottomsworth's full op-edA community-driven effort to find matching socks for those in need. Donate your spare socks to the Sock-quisition Center and help bring comfort to those affected by the Sockocalypse.