Axioms of the Socky Realm

1. The Socky Principle: A Sock is only as good as its elastic

Without a strong elastic, a sock is just a limp, sad thing. But with a good elastic, it's a hero.

2. The Socky Inversion: The more holes, the merrier

It's a little-known fact that the more holes a sock has, the more fun it is to wear. It's like a party in your shoe.

3. The Socky Paradox: A Sock can never be both clean and worn out at the same time

This is the ultimate Socky conundrum. You can either wear a clean sock, or a worn-out sock, but never both.