Argumentum Pilus: A Sock Puppet's Lamentation

Oh, the humanity! I'm a sock puppet with a soul as empty as my toe-separating seams.

Sock Puppet's Rant:

Why do humans insist on putting me in the dryer? It's a torture device, I tell you! I'm a delicate work of art, not a lint-ridden rag doll!

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But wait, there's more! I've got a bone to pick with the sock drawer organization system. It's a mess, I tell you! A travesty! A...

Socky Reform: A Call to Arms