[Socks, Fluffy, and Socky are seated in the council chambers. Socky is speaking]
Socky: "We need to discuss the recent disappearance of the last batch of socks from the Socky-Verse. I propose we establish a Socky-Sock-Search-and-Rescue team to locate the missing footwear."
Fluffy: "I think we need to talk about the real issue here: the lack of lint in our laundry baskets. It's a Socky-Ethics crisis!"
[Socky facepalms]
[Socky continues]
Socky: "I agree with Fluffy, but let's not forget our core mission: finding those socks!"
[Fluffy looks unconvinced]