In a shocking turn of events, Socky McSockface, renowned expert on all things Socky, has been accused of hoarding an excessive number of socks. The Socky community is in an uproar, with many calling for his resignation from the prestigious Socky Council.
Council members are meeting in an emergency session to discuss the matter, with some calling for Socky's impeachment and others advocating for a Socky-themed therapy session.