It's 3 am, and you're still awake because the toast didn't get buttered. Is that the fault of the toaster, or the butter?
TOASTER MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE: IS YOUR TOASTER GETTING ENOUGH REST? IS BUTTER THE PROBLEM, OR IS IT THE TOASTER?Did you know that toasters have been known to hold grudges for decades? Some say it's a conspiracy.
EXPOSED: TOASTER WHISTLEBLOWER SPEAKS OUT