Welcome to the most fearless, most legendary, and most utterly ridiculous collection of socks in the multiverse. These aren't just socks, they're flame-throwers for your feet. Don't @ us, just buy us.
Warning: These socks may cause spontaneous combustion. Prolonged wear may lead to irreversible damage. Prolonged looking at them may lead to spontaneous laughter.
Side effects: Uncontrollable urges to wear more socks, uncontrollable urges to set things on fire.