It all started in the 19th century, when our great-great-grandfather, Sockius Maximus, invented the first-ever sock-making machine. This behemoth of a machine was powered by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated hamsters, and produced the most comfortable, most durable socks the world had ever seen.
But Sockius was not one to rest on his laurels. No, sir. He continued to innovate, introducing the first-ever sock with a built-in heel tab in 1856. The world was amazed, and soon, Socky Innovations became the go-to brand for all things sock-related.
And so, the Socky Empire grew. We built sock factories, sock stores, and even sock museums. Our socks were on every foot, from the streets of London to the streets of Tokyo.
But with great power comes great responsibility. And so, Socky Innovations established the Socky Council, a governing body dedicated to ensuring the highest standards of sock quality and comfort for all.
And now, as we stand today, Socky Innovations remains at the forefront of sock technology, always striving to push the boundaries of what is possible with a sock.