Welcome to the Socky Olympics qualifying events page! Here's where the real competition begins. Our athletes are ready to put their skills to the test and prove their worth. But let's be real, it's not just about winning, it's about the journey, the camaraderie, and the socks.
Below you'll find our six qualifying events, each one more grueling than the last. Will you be the one to take home the Golden Sock?
Qualifying Events
Socks in the Air
Test your ability to keep those pesky socks from getting tangled in mid-air! Our judges will be watching for any signs of flailing, flapping, or general sock-related tomfoolery.
Under Socks
Show off your skills in the art of hiding under a pile of socks. It's all about stealth, strategy, and a hint of desperation.
Socky Sprint
Get ready to run like the wind (or at least, like a moderately fast person with a decent pair of running socks) through our obstacle course of obstacles.
Socky Strength
Show off your strength by lifting, carrying, and generally hoisting those heavy socks to great heights. Just don't forget to stretch first.
Socky Agility
Prove your agility by navigating our course of wobbly, treacherous terrain while wearing those fancy socks that make you feel like a gazelle.