THE SOCKY OLYMPICS: A Brief History of Socky Sprints

It all started with the ancient Socky Civilizations, where athletes would sprint across vast distances on foot, clad only in their finest woolen socks. The Socky Olympics was born, and with it, the coveted Golden Sock award.

Fast forward to the modern era, and the Socky Olympics have evolved into a spectacle of speed, skill, and... well, really just speed. The world's top athletes gather to compete in the Socky 400, Socky 800, and Socky Marathon events.

Athletes of the Past

• The Socky Olympics' Greatest of All Time - Meet the legends who've won the Golden Sock.
• The Socky Sprints' Most Notorious Sock Enthusiasts - A look at the athletes who've taken the sport to... well, a whole new level.
• The Most Bizarre Sock-Related Injuries - Because, let's be real, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.

Upcoming Events

Stay tuned for the next Socky Olympics, where the world's top athletes will gather to compete for the Golden Sock! Don't forget to tune in for live updates from the Socky Sprints' most dedicated fans, the Socky Sirens.