Breaking news: Socky's sock drawer has been ravaged by the Sock Goblin, leaving our beloved hero with a mere 3 matching socks to his name.
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Meanwhile, experts say that the Sock Goblin's motives are unclear, but its methods are not. The creature is known for its ruthless efficiency in stealing the most matching socks.
We spoke to Socky, who was visibly distraught. "I had a whole drawer full of socks, and now it's gone," he said, his voice shaking.
"We're all shocked and saddened by this tragedy," said Bob, owner of Bob's Sock Shop. "We've been selling socks to Socky for years, and now... well, now he's got nothing."
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