Avant-Garde Eye Masks

Are you tired of the mundane, everyday experience of seeing the world around you? Do you yearn for something more? Something that will make a statement, something that will make you stand out from the crowd?

Look no further! Our avant-garde eye masks are designed to disrupt your perception of reality and challenge the norms of everyday life. With our extensive collection of eye masks, you'll be the envy of all your fellow art critics and social pariahs.

Choose from our wide range of styles, from the classic "I'm a functioning member of society" to the more experimental "I've given up on life and am now a recluse." We've got you covered!

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Or, if you'd rather not be seen, try our "Stealth" line of eye masks. These babies are designed to make you completely invisible, while still allowing you to maintain your dignity (or what little you have left).

Perfect for when you need to attend a high-stakes meeting without drawing attention, or for those pesky paparazzi that just won't leave you alone.

See our Stealth line