Dithering Challenge: Can't Even

You've been challenged by the most basic, yet infuriating, dithering test ever created. Your goal is to stare at this mess for as long as possible without losing your mind.

Dithering Challenge 1: The Original Dithering Challenge 2: The Sequel (Not Actually a Sequel) Dithering Challenge 3: The One with the Most Punctuation Marks Dithering Challenge 4: The Challenge That Challenges the Challengers