Soft Focus Coffee Co.

Our coffee machine is a marvel of modern science and questionable life choices. With a press of a button, it dispenses a piping hot cup of joe that will fuel your existential crisis.

Coffee Machine Stats:

• Capacity: 1000 cups per hour
• Temperature Range: 160-200°F (or your face)
• Flavor Profile: Bitter, burnt, and slightly regretful

View Our Brewing Methods:

• Learn the art of making coffee that's not quite good
• Our bean sourcing is a real bean-counting nightmare